Saturday, June 12, 2010

Let's ALL stab Malcolm Dome in the throat :D



M: http://www.metalhammer.co.uk/news/the-road-to-hammerfest-rise-to-remain/
i know this has been and gone already (JA went) but....
"Hammerfest is headlined by Five Finger Death Punch and Suicidal Tendencies and will also feature DevilDriver (Spring Exclusive), Iced Earth (UK exclusive), Skindred, Napalm Death , Epica (Only UK Show), Katatonia and many, many more at Hammerfest II in Prestatyn, North Wales on 11-13 March, 2010! You’d be crazy to miss it! Get details and tickets for Hammerfest here!"
seriously??? katatonia aside, i would actually go so far as to AVOID seeing any of those bands. that sounds like the worst amount of shit ever, it makes me ashamed to like metal. how can people work for metalhammer when they spout shit like that?

J: > Five Finger Death Punch
was this the band where the singer or someone went missing in that bizarre thing last year?
> and Suicidal Tendencies
AND suicidal?! Srsly, no one cares about them no more, it's only mike i think still in it :O
> Iced Earth (UK exclusive)
again, does anyone still care about iced earth?
> DevilDriver (Spring Exclusive)
at no point is DD playing exclusive!
> Epica (Only UK Show)
this sounds important, but wtf are they?
> Napalm Death
was this outdoor or indoor. ND at a fest is like MW at a fest, pointless.
> how can people work for metalhammer
same as terrorizer, et al - they have no soul. see malcolm dome ;)

M: >> Epica (Only UK Show) this sounds important, but wtf are they?
LOLOL epica are one of them lady fronted nightwish/lacuna coil whatever bands :/
>same as terrorizer, et al - they have no soul. see malcolm dome ;)
ahh yes, true. god even you mentioning him makes me RAGE HARD i fucking hate him sooooooooo much!!!!!! i bet he doesn't even know about good metal, all i've ever heard him talk about or seen him write about is shitty crap and he's totally out of place now because no-one gives a shit what he says. how i HATE HIM.

J: > LOLOL epica are one of them lady fronted nightwish/lacuna coil whatever bands :/
i did have a feeling that would be the case :)
basically; malcolm dome has demos you can only dream of. you have to visit him in that office near the fox which he shares with that other wanker and ask to see it :O

M: that's my ultimate dream!!! to go there, get that fucking iron maiden demo tape and then STAMP ON IT and spit in malcolm dome's eyes :) i think of it every time i'm near there, i look up and think about that :)

J: stab him in the throat with the broken cassette. that's real ultraviolence :D




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