In an effort to extend my current mental list of "hot guys in metal", some crafty googling was in order. Sadly, the results were as bad as the regular "hottest chicks" shit. The guys weren't that hot and the bands they were in were a lot worse. Sounding like a wanker is a massive turn off.
Sounding rubbish isn't something that turns me off this guy though! I know a lot of people like Darkthrone and many of them will disagree with me, but the vocals are HORRIBLE. The face, however, is quite the picture.
Just ignore Fenriz in some of these. If anything, he just emphasizes how hot Mr. Skjellum is. In this picture, I like to imagine they're seranading me.
He now works as a teacher in Norway! I wish they'd had this guy at my school.
He also has two daughters (all this,
according to wiki). Imagine if this guy was your friend's dad! I'd be round their house allll the time.
Okay, one last picture. I just can't resist!
Metal, especially black metal, is pretty fucking sparse when it comes to a handsome face. Even when you've uncovered some candy, they cover it right back up again with paint! Life just isn't fair.
UPDATE: (Sunday 16th August, 21:28) If, like me, you just can't get enough of the Ted - there's a neat gallery
here. Also - that is one hardcore Darkthrone fan.
