Showing posts with label metallica. Show all posts
Showing posts with label metallica. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Back to black




J: have you pre-ordered this?

M: i won't lie -
>I.C.S. VORTEX - "Don't Tread On Me"
* BORKNAGAR - "My Friend Of Misery"
am actually looking forward to hearing those, altho not sure they'll work......
the others, fuck it. altho may be interesting to see how finntroll work god that failed....
shame it's black album, i don't like most them songs :(

J: it sucks that the last two metallica ones of these metal hammer have put together have been for the two albums i dont give a shit about :/
 
M: yeah they should do thrash bands doing kill em all or something - i guess they're interesting enough projects, to see how bands work on other stuff, especially popular stuff - but i'm just not keen on the black album :/ or most of the artists that take part :/
   
J: or they should do st anger and try and make it better :)

 
M: that would actually be a cool feature :)
 
J: yeah, open it up for fans to do it :)
 
M: that would be really cool :D come on guys - lets re-record it and show them what people can actually do who have spirit and passion for the music :D
 
J: as if they'll admit to it being a duff album tho :)
 
M: yeah metallica won't, but everyone else does :) the music press should grow some balls and organise this :D
 
J: yeah ;O
 

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Just like the old days





M: 1. first comment :)
2. gary's wearing some lame big 4 giant plectrum lanyard - you ain't in the big 4 gary! ;D
 
J: yeah, lame headline XD
gary was, for a bit :D
 
M: not anymore tho :) he's with exodus, allowing poor decisions to be made D: 
 
J: the first being when they let paul baloff go :)
 
M: there was bad feeling involved tho :O 
 
J: i dont see anything wrong with being drunk, forgetting words and inciting violence on non-metal believers :D
 
M: nah not for a fucking thrash band :) gary must have enjoyed his time with slayer, srs business these days ;) 
 
J: that was it, i thought he was in anthrax, but that was andreas :D
would have been awesome if james broke his wrist again, make it PROPER like the old days ;)
 
M: yeah i got confused with them two doing other stuff :)
>would have been awesome if james broke his wrist again, make it PROPER like the old days ;)
bet he don't do any skateboarding now though XD
 
J: i forgot jeff was "ill" (recovering from drug use) ;D
i cant even imagine james skateboarding then, let alone now :) i'm sure it was something to do with them pushead design skateboards, at least i hope it was :)
 
M: i always think of it as that :) 
 
J: trying 'em out for jokes, break wrist XD
 
M: trying them out to advertise for them ;) making money ;) 
 
 J:  
 
 
M: weird thing with james is, even when he was young, he still kinda looked old :) 
 
J: it's them combats he has on doing that ;D
 
 

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Cash Fiends



M: METALLICA To Play Special 'Old-School' Show In Christchurch - ohh, i thought they meant old-school set. they do not. they just mean they're not gonna be playing in the round 'cause it's not big enough...... but to be fair, that's how 99% of other metal bands play, so it's not that old-school or significant at all. thanks bbmouth, for making me think there was a story when there was none.

J: they should play on the same level as the fans with no barrier, see how that goes, or how many people spit and fall into them :)


M: LOLOLOL that would be awesome :D sadly, instead of getting spit, piss and other secretions they generally deserve, people would just want to get up close to their "heroes" (heroes that ruin music, i might add!!) or to touch their guitars or whatever. lameness.


J: > or to touch their guitars or whatever
whilst kirk's playing a solo, help mess it up :)


M: ooooooops :) i'd love that :D you could listen to the bootleg after and feel pleased :D


J: clumsy dudes at the front twiddling their fingers, get pushed into james, ooops :O


M: i reckon metallica are the sort of band now that would get pissed at that. not like those old shows with dave and everyone, just arsing around. friends :)


J: ah, friends :)
they're friends now, gaying it up an shit :)


M: yeah, not nice friends like they used to be, but seedy friends because they've come together in their love of screwing people out of their cash....


J: cash friends :)


M: that :)


J: cash fiends XD




Saturday, June 12, 2010

Can't unhear




This morning afternoon, I've been working on a version of Seek and Destroy - then only one more song to go before I can play all of No Life 'Til Leather/Kill 'Em All.

M: unfortunately now I can't unhear "sea can destroy" XD

J: A bit like "inside michelle I wait and bleed" :D

EDIT: J didn't understand why I put the KEA cover up as a picture - if you look carefully, you can see I spent SOME TIME using Paint to make it look like it says Sea Can Destroy for the fourth track.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Metal up your ass




(From 15th December 2009 - we're not just REALLY behind with news)

J: METALLICA, SLAYER, MEGADETH And ANTHRAX To Share Stage In Europe -
MONEY, INC!!!
i think though it's gonna be at festivals - and not a "big 4 tour"

M: yeah, so they don't have to actually talk to each other and of course - metallica have to headline. are they gonna do it in the uk tho? i thought maiden were set for headliners....

J: depends on what day, i guess, it;s not mentioned about uk sonicsphere in the article, mind, and it just talks about them all doing festival dates, so it's not really as good as they're making it sound.

M: unless they all play one after the other, it don't count and its not the same. if they play anthrax, megadeth, slayer then metallica straight up, then thats pretty cool (if you shut your eyes and imagine they're playing like they did 20 years ago)

J: tom and james can't sing now anyway, plus anthrax will sound bogus without joey so it leaves megadeth who pretty much have't changed to a respect

M: megadeth are the only ones who can still put up a good set. which is even worse - was just saying to TM that blatantly all summer is just gonna be dave mustaine says this, dave mustaine says that - he's gonna be banging on all year about how everyone needs him and how amazing he is - i mean, it's kind of true, but it's gonna be EVEN WORSE than this year

J: with this coming up, he's gonna be on overdrive :D

M: EXACTLY. its gonna be srsly unbearable

J: fuck dave, fuck slayer, fuck metallica, and fuck scab anthrax
there :D

No matter how much shit we give them and as much as it pains me to say it, I fucking LOVE Metallica. That's why it's so easy to rage on them: because of everything they were then and everything they're not now. I love them because they wrote some of the greatest metal of all time and I hate them because when you say you like Metallica people respond: "Oh, Enter Sandman yeah?" and it makes me WANT TO DIE. They're your most beloved child who turned out bad - you love them, but who they are now is just too painful.

Now all of that may be extremely over the top, but I suppose, deep down, I firmly believe that Metallica are the greatest metal band of all time. I'm not saying they're technical wizards, or poets, or whatever shit like that - I just mean overall, all round, the best.

For me, they had everything a metal band was supposed to have. And although I love
No Life 'Til Leather, I liked them best on Ride the Lightning. They had Cliff Burton's kick ass themes (I'm still certain he's the only reason anyone gives a shit about H. P. Lovecraft) and the other three could still do what they were supposed to.

Sadly, I was born in 1985. So I've only seen Metallica with short hair and the only album they've released during my metal years is Death Magnetic.* The good old days are far behind us all and Cliff Burton's been dead almost as long as I've been alive.

All I have is this:



100% complete and utter, all-encompassing Lameness.


*The only one I've noticed anyway. They released St. Anger in 2003 and I listened to metal then...it seemingly passed me by. I listened to it for the first time last year and I wish I hadn't.


Thursday, January 7, 2010

Lameness

1. LOL @ vikernes vikernes. dummies!
2. this is one of the most pointless pieces of tripe MH have come up with so far


J: what the fuck!!!! >_O


M: i know, srsly, is there no end to the crap they come out with?


J: someone commented that it was full of win.
it just kinda distances me from people that claim to like metal but think all this stuff is cool. it's not, it's lame. these are the sort of "individuals" that claim to hate Big Brother as a rule, but a metal version? hey, that's okay, we don't mind.
yeah, fuck off!


M: it is full of LAME. people are full of talk, what they mean is that they'd love big brother if it was people they're interested in.
i'm torn between thinking that people who think everything should be in some way metal related are retards or just big metal fans and that's okay?
i.e. at first i was thinking that "ohh people who try and make everything metal or want everything to be metal are lame" YET - thats pretty much me and you. we play metal who is, we went to see razzle's grave, we want to go to festivals and have metal holidays, we dress...not normally, however you want to describe it (i look like a magician today!), we read books about metal, talk about metal, go to metal pubs - its our hobby and we're really into it. people who like golf wear golf clothes, go to golf bars and would like big brother if it was made up of golfers... :???


J: yeah, but we don't think, "oh, it's be cool to have a metal BB" or"Metal sports", or a "Metal Soap Opera" or anything like that.


M: yeah that is true. so is that where the line is drawn?


J: between us and them? we might like metal to a fanatic level, but we keep some order to it. these people take it overboard and do horseshit like a metal bb, guitar hero and take metal into the commercial stakes where it shouldn't be.


M: ahh. so is part of the reason why we like it because we enjoy it's non commercial status. and altho we complain there's no good metal anywhere - is it really just that as soon as something gets big we hate it...catch 22 etc. sunnnnnn being a perfect example.




J: i've always hated metal being in the mainstream. this is the issue i have with classic rock for going away from a specialist magazine to a regular mag to cater for the fact that people are now into rock music.
> it really just that as soon as something gets big we hate it...catch 22 etc. sunnnnnn being a perfect example.
this. i was gonna say what you said last night but forgot when we were talking about Southern Lord. sunn is a great example of a band i liked that i hate because they're got big in such a way. but maiden is big, and we love them, but it's the way it happens. bands now that get big start to sell themselves out.
you think of bands that have never gone mainstream still are cool, like seth and anal cunt.


M: thats a good point - the way they get big. riding on hipster coat tales and becoming people they're not....or building bigger and bigger effigies of eddie.... i like metal because its what i like - and it doesn't bother me that much if a band get really famous or not - but you're right, it would bother me if they changed so they could be famous or if they started to do things differently as a result of the fame. for one thing, they wouldn't be the band i liked anymore and also because it would show up their lack of integrity...

J: > or building bigger and bigger effigies of eddie....
eh :?
the thing with sunn is that they're still doing the same shit, metallica changed, maiden never (well, they got a new singer), motley never changed (see maiden), etc etc. so you kinda see the bands we still like opposed to the next band.



M: sunn getting famous is them doing gay interviews and posing for photoshoots and charging a million pounds to get into the same shows they were doing before they got big.
iron maiden getting famous is them building super awesome giant eddies and putting on a show that's actually worth £50 to get into. they didn't change, they remained the same band, just super rich and they used it to do awesome cool things and it just made their fans love them more.
metallica changed - i still don't believe they changed due to the fame, but without a doubt and whatever caused it they turned sucky.

It descends from there on into us being rude about Metallica: one of our favourite ways to pass the time.


But points well made (esp the ones by me obvz): what do you think divides us awesomely cool people from posers? Is there really anything between us? Metal has traditionally been populated by outcasts and rebels...but by seeking to define what is cool and what isn't, it seems we still yearn for some kind of validation. After rejecting one culture because we didn't fit in, we're creating the same sort of elitism in a place that was originally set away from that social hierarchy.

When I'm in a good mood - nice and peaceful - I like to think that Metal is music that doesn't care who you are or what you look like...but more often than not, that's just not the case and it never has been. From the very beginning "being cool" was a big deal.




Monday, December 21, 2009

You made my drive shaft crank


Here's a couple songs for you - one Metallica, one by me. I don't remember if I've posted any of my own songs here on Leatherman before...it's not very appropriate to be honest. Although 90% of what I listen to is metal, everything I play myself is pretty much folky acousticy bullshit. I only put the Metallica ones up here 'cause they're metal-related and I like me a good cover once in a while.

But anyways, I'm feeling self indulgent. Make of it what you will.







Monday, December 14, 2009

Metal magic


This time of year you get lists for everything - greatest albums, greatest films, bands, whatever. J and I briefly toyed with the idea of creating our own...and being too lazy to compile this into an actual list, as usual, here's our conversation:


J: see, i think if we did a list, it's be awesome, i think you should do that for leatherman, like a list of most metal moments, but by us...and we know some cool facts! yeah, we hate lists, but we don't hate our own, because we know we're right ;)


M: umm...okay, most metal moments then? that anvil vid is a pretty good one. can't think of anything else off the top of my head? that municipal waste gig at the fighting cocks? i dunno, i'm not that impressed by anything much...


M: :O
:)) ooooops!
umm...i think its mean on razzle to put that in there :P
but we can blatantly just add in "everything that vince neil does EVER"


J: off the top of my head;
megaman electrocuting ron mcgovney and then beating up james
the hirax demo

phils bad back
you get the idea - stupid things we love to take the piss out of
M: phil coming back to life, there's one i love :D
the keel right to rock video ;)

J: > phil coming back to life
and douchebag not coming back to life :)
> the keel right to rock video ;)
see, bad-fucking-ass!
see, silly shit we love.


J then completed a huge list of his "most metal moments", which I've copied down here - but with my replies under each as well. As you've prolly noticed before, we do not always agree.

J: Me throwing a Snickers bar at Cradle of Filth... and missing.
M: no


J: The ever changing musical style of Rob Flynn
M: no

J: Keel's Right to Rock video
M: YES

J: Anvil's Mad Dog video (soley for the purpose of the dog turning into Lips)
M: YES

J: Vince Neil killing Razzle (and anything Vince Neil does)
M: only the stuff that vince neil does, i'm not specifically putting accidental drunken murder in there. but now i write it like that, it seems maybe to fit after all.....

J: Anything Seth Putnam does!
M: YES

J: Hirax's 1984 demo
M: YES

J: The Wet Cherry dude from the Decline 2 documentary
M: what?

J: Jim Gillette's hair (and voice)
M: no


J: Bret Michaels' mis-spelled tattoo
M: YES YES 1000 times YES


J: John Corobi getting what he thought was the name of the new Motley Crue album he was to sing on for them to change the name and release what he got tattooed as a live album with Vince singing.
M: perhaps (it seems like we should just make another list of the ultimately funny stuff in metal - these aren't exactly metal's "greatest" moments......)

J: ODIN! (Odin, Odin, Odin, Odin.........)
M: no

J: The gorgeous Dan Lilker
M: no

J: Scott and Charlie for single-handedly ruining anthrax
M: no


J: Dave Mustaine electrocuting Ron McGovney and beating up James.
M: YES



J: Cliff Burton... for being crushed by a fucking bus!
M: YES. twice!!!!


J: Sebastian Bach forgetting the words to Youth Gone Wild on Nevermind the Buzzcocks
M: no


J: Phil Anselmo coming back to life (and Dimebag not.)
M: yes, but i won't mention dimebag



So there you have it. It's more J's list than mine, but then I suffer from an atrocious memory and tend not to remember these sorts of things.


Anyone have their own ideas? I'm sure most of the above won't make it on to the usual "greatest" anything lists - can I entice any of you (all 4 of you who read this) to share your thoughts?

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Blow Out


(World Painted Blood has leaked)


M: SLAYER Frontman Blows Out Voice Prior To Melbourne Concert; Show Goes On - olllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld man araya


J: tom obv tried to sing antichrist from SNM and blew his voice.
awesome :D


M: i know, LULZ all round. so much for all those people who go on about slayer still kicking ass :D


J: yeah, their mighty singer can't fucking sing.


M: :D


J: srsly, it's a cop out that they've pulled this, tom can still play bass - kerry or jeff should sing, it's not that hard to sing slayer songs!
andreas sung for sepultura when max pulled out of a gig, fuck these pussies!


M: true dat, or get help - jonathan davis didn't play with korn and they just got loads of other people to help - i'm sure there must have been someone there that could have done it. all you have to do is shout angel of death over and over again and no-one would notice the difference


J: kerry could have sung, since all he does is boring rhythm, it would have made the gig special, but instead they pussied out
fuck slayer


M: also true, i love the fact that i saw korn with all the different people (even if it does mean i've never seen a complete korn line up) and i'd cut off my leg to have seen joey play drums for metallica!


J: james never pussied out when he couldn't play guitar :)


M: and he'd been set on fire :O


Saturday, October 24, 2009

The Legacy



J: MUSTAINE: Seems Like BLABBERMOUTH & ROADRUNNER Are Only People Who Don't Like Me Or MEGADETH - shut up, dave!


M: srsly. he's embarassing himself and everyone else, he's only going to isolate himself from the bbmouth/roadrunner people - who like i said last night, are the only people that care in this much detail about him...soon enough there'll only be people who've never heard of this debacle, or the people who have, who hate him :/


J: yeah, srsly, he really is making himself look like a chump. blabbermouth is the most read metal news on the net, though people make rude comments on their all the time, it's the whole internet tough guy thing, because they have a screen to hide behind, it's not like they'd say that to dave's face! it's just their outlet to say that dave's acting like a twat about the whole thing - every one can see that - apart from him


M: and instead of realising these are the only people that care about metal enough to read about it all the time, and thus the people he should go some way to ingratiating himself towards - he makes them hate him more and more!

>internet tough guy
maybe someone should tell him about this - they don't mean it, its just internet speak for them being unhappy about it, you're right


J: dave should just stfu and enjoy his holiday coffee :)


M:
LOL :D



J: i wonder if his daughter'll be as annoying as him...


M: i imagine so, i bet she's one of them pushy celebrity kids - she's already done tv and stuff. and she's called electra :/ (dunno if dave knows it, but in psychology terms, electra is the female version of oedipus...)


J: she's gonna be the 14 year old attention whore that dave already is, except she's female, which makes it over 9000 times worse!


M: LOL i bet you, when she's a bit older, she's gonna get interviews about how her dad used to be in metallica - we have another 80 years of this shit, it's just gonna continue through the generations XO


J: yeah, true that, she might take over his legacy of moaning about it.... oh god ;O


M: srsly, i reckon that's so gonna happen - first time she gets interviewed by anyone who has a clue about metal - she's gonna get asked about it. if she's sensible, she'll tell them to fuck off - but i bet it'll start a whole new legacy of whining, her and the hetfield kids together (or not, as the case may be)


J: you never hear about the hetfield kids :)


M: there's a couple youtube clips where he gets his girl up on stage - they sing her happy birthday one time....but apart from that, no. i don't think they're now minor celebrities in their own right like dave's kid - they're growing up in secrecy behind that giant wall he built (james, not dave) :)


J: yah, that fucking wall :)
whereas dave's kid is a child presenter for some kids tv network :D


M: exactly XO


J: aren't james' kids called something weird, like hercules, or is that
his middle name :?


M: it's cicero or something roman ish.

> Cali (June 13, 1998), Castor (May 18, 2000), and Marcella (January 17, 2002).
wiki solves it all :) castor is def roman*. well, his name is, not the kid haha.


J: Castor, that was the one....
Virgil is his dad, that i think is who i was thinking of :) i knew it was the name of one of the Thunderbird characters :)


M: yeah, that's the one :) james' middle name is ALAN :D


*Continuing my rants about all things Roman - all the Hetfield children have Roman names, probably because of James Hetfield's father's name - Virgil. The name Marcella means 'dedicated to the god Mars'. The name Cali is from the name Calista, which was common amongst Greeks and Romans. Castor was another common name - one of the Gemini, Castor and Pollux, Castor was also the god of the Praetorian Guard. The son of Tiberius was nicknamed Castor for this reason.


Monday, October 12, 2009

Really fucking lazy/Metallica medley



Okay so I didn't get round to last week's Saturday Porn Slot. I honestly think it was somewhat short-sighted of me to plan a regular feature on a Saturday...


I could turn this into Monday masturbation mayhem, but I really can't be fucked with that.

However; for your aural arousal, how about my latest cover attempt?




See now that's not lazy. Two at once! Look at me go.




Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The shortest straw


M: yeah i thought that when i saw it :) not worth waiting 12 years for that's for sure :)

J: i bet you can't smoke in the venue either. bore-fest!

M: yeah i doubt it :x

J: i think the worst thing they can do is play the whole of justice at a gig. that would fucking kill me!

J: yeah, get the night off. he should pitch the idea to them :)

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Endgame


Okay I promise to ease up on the Dave Mustaine related posts. It is hard to keep away though - he's an easy target for jokes plus he has been in serious promoslag mode in the lead up to the release of the new album...

Speaking of which, Endgame leaked August 31st. These are our initial reactions:

M: Woah the first song is soooooo good!

J: yeah, music seems cool, only on track two atm :) vocals don't seem as punchy as UA, but hey, it's more fucking metal then Death Fagnetic!

M: completely and utterly :)

J: the solos are amazing!
megadeth should just make instrumental albums - dave's voice is sounding a bit rough round the edges... still, it's a musical delight

M: track 8 is a bit silly at the start. dave's voice is def getting a bit old.....nothing compared to james' blown out vocal straining tho. but ahhhh the guitars are so good

J: i'm up to 4 atm - i don't like 3, it sucks.
i love 4 and 1 :)

M: i thought 3 was okay. i'm up to track ten. 8 kinda goes weirdly STRAIGHT INTO 9 but once you get over it, it's a welcome change of pace. i think some of the songs could have been faster

J: 5's got some wicked music, but the vocals let it down. when it goes into the pre-chorus dave could have used vocals, but never, if he did, he could have sounded darker, but doesn't.
6 is a bit blah :/

M: 10 was a bit blah too, the last track (11) has a great solo tho. the solos on this album are wicked, really really good

The next day, J sent me his track-by-track opinions. It's shorter than many you'll read, but it's all you need to know.

J: 1 - awesome
2 - cool solo, vocals a bit shit
3 - sucks, dave mentions "pocket knife", you get more points for switchblade knife, huh :)
4 - cool - nice vocals
5 - cool music, vocals/structure could be a lot better
6 - sucks
7 - cool - sounds like it should have been on UA
8 - gets better from the intro, but doesn't really go anywhere
9 - cool, sounds like it should have been on RIP
10 - sounds like it should have been on Cryptic Writings. Shit, though works good as a penultimate track if it was better structured and a minute shorter. kill the second of classical guitar.
11 - cool final track , intro could have been better structured. sounds like the last track on UA i think, or thereabouts.

M: agreed, altho i think i like 8 and 3 more than you do :) i like the guitars at the start of 8 - not the stupid bit, i mean when the electric guitars come in, i think the rhythm and pitch is really cool. but yeah, it kinda trails off at the end which is a bit disappointing.
see what i mean about how nothing stands out from the others tho? when headcrusher comes in it's a bit woah like, but apart from that it's all kinda so so.....apart from the solos which rule. and the first track, which is a totally awesome start to an album, really fucking good. really really good, actually, i love that start. i listened to it at least 3 times on the train in today :D

J: some parts do stand out, mainly the solos, but i get really annoyed that dave has some cool vocal potential - i think it's track 5 - the guitars sound great, the lyrics not so, but when it enters the pre-chorus it had potential to sound wicked if dave used it as an opportunity to use vocals there.
There's too many bits that sound like they're gonna be wicked like how the Gears of War solo starts off to be, then you get heavily let down when it doesn't follow thru with some cool sounding shit.
i've always found it really hard to get into megadeth when i got into metal, never really liked their shit much, but it grew on me. i still say that UA is the best album they've done since RIP, this being the second, but it's spoiled by dave's vocals heavily. UA had a much better vocal structure than this one.

And that's all we have time for kids! I'll try and avoid megadave and his antics for the next few days...or not, fuck you, I'll post what I want to :)


Saturday, August 29, 2009

Sadler's Wells





J: DAVE MUSTAINE: LARS ULRICH 'Can't Keep Me Out' Of The ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME - there's about a million articles on blabbermouth with dave in them :O


M: i know, he's really pushing the publicity circuit. must have got in touch with scott ian's PR dude for this level of coverage ;D


J: that aside, i thought all the metallica shit was put to bed, but yet he's still fucking going on about it.
He's like steve adler sometimes


M: he is a bit. altho a lot more successful than sadler. i think sometimes its hard because people always bring it up for him, but he should learn just not to mention it. if he'd never bothered going on and on about it, it wouldn't be such a big deal now and he could talk about it when he wants to, but now it's a big thing every time it comes up


J: yeah, like dave grohl, he should have just said I'm not talking about nirvana (or rather megadeth) in interviews, but it's one of them things he's now stuck in


M: yeah, see and now dave grohl hardly ever gets asked about nirvana! a lot of people that like him now don't even know about that. with megadave, it's always this big deal


J: i don't even consider dave to have ever been in nirvana on the basis of how big he is and the fact he don't talk about them. anyone else, like krist the bassist, yeah, he was in nirvana :)
at least megaman ain't in bands that cover the shit from metallica, like steven adler :)


M: that'd be hard tho, dave wasn't in the band for all the most famous songs. he took mechanix and stuff, but it's not like he can play enter sandman - he was long gone by the time they did that. hahaha unlike yeah, sadler or joey belladonna, who's just playing indians for the rest of time


J: it's true :)


M: i know :D still, i'd go see him. maybe not for indians, but joey belladonna is the voice of anthrax, as far as i'm concerned.


J: i'd see him, i wouldn't see sadler tho :)
seeing sadler is like feeding his habit, not drugs as such, but he's only doing adler's appetite and playing in gnr cover bands because it's all he knows :(


M: its like he's actually mental. this weird, deluded ex rock person who still thinks like he's gonna be back in the band one day. it's really sad


J: he should take a leaf out of tommy lee's book and start a rap band :D


M: or go back to college ;D maybe he should apply to mtv for his own reality show


J: he's been on them type of shows before - mainly the ones dealing in celeb rehab :D


M: oh yeah :D he should have made more of a thing of it at the time :D


J: jani lane was on celeb fit club :D

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Greatest Metal Albums in the World Evaaaaaaa




J: i was thinking earlier about how much i hate bands most popular stuff, like because it's over rated and they have better stuff. But what of them albums are actually good?
You follow?
Like I hate Among the Living, but everyone loves it. I don't like Master of Puppets, but it's considered one of their best. Everyone loves the 2nd Earth album, and so do I. So it's an album that to some is the be all, end all, but it's one that is righfully good.
I can't think of many, but you feel me?

M: you mean "overrated" albums that aren't actually overrated, they're just that good? umm...dunno, thing with me and you is that we like a lot of stuff that isn't very widely liked. all my most favourite stuff is realtively unknown, same with you (or in the gg allin side of things is widely DISliked hahahaha)

umm...
can't think of any? :/

J: i mean like albums people go on about being their best album, but it's actually a decent album.
GNR's Appetite for Destruction is a cool album, and it's like their only album to some folk

M: yeah i know, but i'm trying to think of any that i actually like. i quite like master of puppets i guess. rust in peace?

J: i like rip, but it's a bit of a touch and go album, since alot of fans thought they ended on So Far, So Good, Peace Sells is cool, and most megadeth fans bang on about it

M: yeah, the megadeth records are kinda true to hype, pretty much at least.
umm...i know it annoys you and it does have two of the most overplayed songs EVER on it, but number of the beast is a really really good album. twenty twoooooooo, the avenuuuuuuuuuuuuue!

J: i thought about number of the beast, it's a great album, even if it is over hyped. but peace sells has peace sells on it, and i don't like that song much. but number of the beast is a good album :)

M: ooh i like peace sells :( fun to sing, innit. umm, yeah number of the beast is the only one i can think of that is actually a fucking good album.

J: it's a tough ask that question :)
there's plenty of albums i like that people hate, but not many i can think of that i like and others like :D

M: yeah totally :O i've even tried googling some greatest metal albums lists and can't really find any i agree on :/

J: back in black ;)

M: i knew one of us was gonna have to say that at some point
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

J: :) :) :)
holy diver?

M: *singing the only line of that song that i know in my head*
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
but i think that track has a pretty good video? in a meatloaf video kinda good?

J: i dunno if i've seen it :)

M: heyyy i'm sure you have! he's in a castle or something??



yeah thats the one :D :D

J: yeah, have seen it :D :D

M: i love that video :D i'm pretty sure i watched it with you once :)

J: yEAH, WE DID, WHEN YOU LIVED IN READING

ooops, not shouting :) :)

M: YES, I THOUGHT I REMEMBERED IT :D hahaha :)

J: hey ;O

Some days later...

J: i still can't think of any "over-rated" albums i like :)

M: apart from number of the beast :)
what about any motley crue ones or something?

J: shout at the devil's the only one i can think of anyone likes best. i like it, but then it's a good album :)
pantera is obviously cowboys from hell :)

M: whats on cowboys from hell? (apart from the obvious duh) i don't have it :(

J: primal concrete sledge, cemetery gates :)
i get confused with that and vulgar, which has walk and fucking hostile.

M: oooh yeah, me too. even tho i own vulgar on both cassette and cd :O

J: metal magic :)

M: :D


MEGADETH: New Song '1,320'' Available For Streaming




M: MEGADETH: New Song '1,320'' Available For Streaming - here it is!!

J: it's got some nice vocal parts in it, typical megadeth soloing, a cool main solo (that has potential to be jolly, but doesn't).... but i've heard better

M: i'm in work!!! i want to listen to it now waaaaah

J: the intro is totally the same as Hit the Lights :)

M: LOL :D that is a really good intro tho :)

J: i agree with the comments - two songs released from endgame, and it's
already better than death magnetic :)

M: :D hooray!!! hooray!!! in your face metallica :D :D :D

J: yeah, and while we're at it, we'll steal your intro :)

M: hahah :D

J: although i will say, 4 horsemen over mechanix anyway :)

M: hahaha and metallica's lyrics over dave's on jump in the fire :D i hate his pants songs :))

J: dave's sex pants :)

M: yeah :/ although, mechanix is the worst of them, its the most cringey song ever! with all four on the floor, I feel what's in store!!! the whole thing's like the script from a carry on movie

J: carry on cliff :)

M: :O

J: you heard it yet?

M: oh yeah! haha was just being shocked at your cliff remark, forgot what we were emailing about in the first place :O :O :D off i go

J: :D :D :D
carry on taking off your pants :)

M: hahahaha :)
okay, the song is good! kinda see what everyone means about the chorus, but the ending is ace

J: yeah, the ending rules :) there's a song on UA that ends like that, with a solo. very nice :)

M: yeah, soooooo much better than anything metallica could pull together :D hahaha hooray for megadave :D

J: looking forward to the new album :D

M: yeah i am too, haha so's JA ;)

J: everyone's looking forward to it :)

M: hooray! but with justification, unlike the metallica album :) i'm so pleased for megadave :)))

J: no doubt when it comes out, lars or james will say that they like it

M: like they know shit about metal anymore - their opinion is meaningless seeing as nearly everything they've put out recently has been fucking garbage

J: haha, i'm starting hate them so much that i want to fight people over
it :D :D :D


Thursday, August 13, 2009

Old News - Spending like a maniac


(From 26th August 2008)


This was during the build up to the release of Death Magnetic, obvz. Happily, the release of St. Anger had totally escaped my attention, so this was the first time I was experiencing the anticipation (and later, the disappointment) of a new Metallica release.



J: http://www.metallica.com/index.asp?item=601136
new song, they sound like slayer :)

M: hmm okay, i see.....he says 'death magnetic' in that song.....i don't like the chorus much. yeah it does sound like slayer....

it's okay. and i think a lot of people will like it. kirk remains the best thing about it.....but the solo sounds like they ripped it off master of puppets....
although i fucking wish they'd released this instead of that day that never comes bollocks.
yeah this song is okay but i HATE the chorus

J: nah, the chorus is shit - and james sounds like Tom from Slayer. this is
the last song on the album, and it's a good song to close it with, but
the chorus spils it for me... and also the way it ends, it should end
dead like the old ones did, this kinda makes you think it will, but when
the end comes it just fizzles out. very weak.

best song of the new ones so far, though i can see it being like the
black album with about 2 songs i like and the rest not.

M: yeah i know what you mean.......i think this is now prolly gonna be a really annoying album that loads of wankers hold up as a 'return to their old style' even though it does't even sound like the same band....and its gonna annoy me even more. but yeah its definitely the best thing they've released so far, i have no idea why they didnt leak this first!!

J: yeah, this'd be the best song to debut, not the others ;/

haha, my apocalypse has the "best intro ever" according to posters on
metallica's forum. any negative comments are getting tarnished as "well,
your opinion is useless in a forum where everyone loves it".

sounds like Dyer's Eve a bit in places this new song - still giving it a
listen

M: that forum is the stupidest place ever.....what's the point of even initiating a discussion when you're only allowed to have the opinion that everything and anything metallica do is godly?!

J: yeah, it's the lamest :)

M: and especially lame when its a band like metallica - who's various different albums could almost be different bands.....its not like slayer where if you like one thing, there's no way you could dislike the rest seeing as it all sounds exactly the same....metallica have very difinite and different sounds in each era and there's no reason why someone that likes kill em all would like load thus you should be able to diss metallica on metallica forums. stupid wankers that for some reason believe there's some merit in liking a band 100% D:

J: the funny thing is, over at the GNR forums, you're not allowed to talk
about the new leaks and shit like that :)

i'm liking this new TallicA song tho ;)

M: :O that's so lame!!! why do people even join a forum like that? okay so the rule is here, if a forum is run by management, you're only allowed to talk about things they want you to talk about. gay gay gay gay gay. especially when the new guns n roses link is so so good!*
yeah i've listened to it again, apart from the chorus i do actually like the song. why god why did they not release this first?! i wish they'd played it at reading

J: yeah, i know, it is good, but you can't. but that's just the way it is.
all the youtube links for the new song are now gone, so they mean
business :)

fuck the haters, death magnetic starts here! ;D

M: i'll hate what i want thank you ;)
but this is good news in at least not EVERY song on the album is shit.....and if this song is quite good, that means there's a chance there's other good songs on the album too :) which has alleviated my fears a bit, i was worried this really might be another st anger.......when actually this new song is probably the best thing they've done since....well, fuel i guess haha :D
to be fair i like a lot of stuff the 'haters' don't like anyways so i suppose that makes me some gaywad fanboy or something?

J: fuel was out before st anger :P

i reckon it's gonna be like the black album and only have 2 songs i like
and the rest not so much.

some haters are hating to not seem like they're exempt from their
elitist anti-metallica friends. you gotta be honest, i am, and i like
this new song :)

M: I know fuel came out before st anger :p i was just typing as i was thinking...like......well, i was worried it might be like st anger, which i don't like at all - but this song is actually better than most of the stuff on reload as well, so my hopes aren't completely dashed.
i'm not a metallica elitist....i like whisky in the jar :D

J: here we go.... sing this to whiplash ;)

Late at night all systems go
You have come to pledge your dough
We do our best you're the rest
You make us rich you know
There's a feeling deep inside
That drives your wallet mad
The feeling of a Visa card
We need it oh so bad

The money starts to flow
We're cashing all around
Spending like a maniac

'TALLICASH!

Swipe that card thru the reader
Like you never did before
Make it ring make it beep
Make it really sore
In a frenzied madness
With your money for our merch
Our back pockets are bulging out
We're rich as hell tonite

The money starts to flow
We're cashing all around
Spending like a maniac

'TALLICASH!

Here on stage the marshall noise
Is piercing through your ears
It kicks your ass, kicks your face
Exploding feeling nears
Now is the time to let it rip
To let that change loose
We're gathered here to take your cash
'cos this is what we do


The money starts to flow
We're cashing all around
Spending like a maniac


The show is thru, the monies ours
it's time to his the bank
Another time another gig
Again we will cash in
Hotel rooms and motorways
Life out here is raw
But we'll never stop
well never quit
'cos your cash makes us rich

The money starts to flow
We're cashing all around
Spending like a maniac


*I was referring to Shackler's Revenge. The version that leaked was about as good as this one.


Monday, August 10, 2009

You sold out man!


J: blabbermouth site aint loading for me today :/

M: me neither, it just killed my browser window :/ at least it's them not us :)

J: just wont load :(
you ok today? :)

M: yep :) happy today :) although wish i was going to bloodstock for my birthday weekend :D would so get tickets but i can't really ask everyone else to go, K and D aren't into metal at all :/ plus i don't think A would be able to afford it :( wish i'd thought of just doing that earlier. boo hiss etc. oh well, maybe next year

J: i got V that weekend, who's playing anyway?

M: umm.....quite a lot of people i'd be up for seeing actually, carcass and arch enemy, the haunted and divine chaos (C, B and that lot from slough) for starters anyways

J: and europe :)

M: WOW, see, that would make my weekend :D although, same as everyone else, i only know the final countdown

J: why are they even back? no one really liked them when they were out, bar that song, but it's the whole rock is cool stuff - spinal tap being back, etc,etc :/

M: yeah, saxon and anvil and all that shit. its like you said the other day, rock is back, people are just getting nostalgic about all this shit without remembering that most of it was rubbish. except anvil ;D

J: anvil have one good song :) we both know what it is, only because the video is awesome. but it just proves people are frauds, and instead of these bands calling these so called fans out on this, they just enjoy the money and go against their ideals, the sort of thing they were against 20 plus years ago, but seem to think now it's accepted. it makes you wish paul baloff was still alive

M: yeah the dog one :D i wish paul baloff was alive anyway :( i love paul baloff, he'd come along and fuck these posers up :D loads of hipster fashion blogs that think they're really ROCK keep going on about fucking fringes at the moment....he'd come and cut them all off :D

J: yeah, it's only good when the singer turns into himself from the dog, that's a badass moment in metal, but it's all they got going for them. there's plenty of bands that could have done similar that were/are more famous, but they did it, for what reason? because they didnt get much fame all them years ago? maybe.

pretty much most people from the bay are have sold themselves out now, aside from obvious bands like death angel and the lesser known. you'd hope paul bayloff wouldn't, though he never sold out even when most of the main stayers in thrash had, so who knows

M: anvil do have a song about mothra though. i think that's pretty cool too. paul baloff was a lot more hardcore even when all the others still hadn't sold out though - i think if he'd survived, he'd have still been pretty awesome today. like katon :D it'd be him and katon, still 100% thrash and none of the irony, just straight up amazingness :D

J: yeah, he'd still be in a thrash band that dont earn that much money but do ok to just play some gigs and do ok from that

M: yeah :D i think that is the fact that most bands have to face, which is why you hear the old "sell out" cries so often....but it's because metal fans know the only reason bands ever change to a more mainstream style is because they're in it more for the money than the music. if they were more about the music, they'd never change to sell out to larger crowds. hence "sell out" haha. all the bands that get away with changing their music style but not selling out change more gradually or it's forced on them through people leaving the band or dying or some shit :/

J: aside from rob douche, exodus have never sold out, neither have hirax, testament or overkill, all of these are still doing pretty well forthemselves and fans still like them. it fucks me off when bands say they do it for the music, when it's usually a lie. fair enough, you get a major label deal, but don't change yourself because of it. megadeth have never really sold out, they just got confused and released shit albums, but are back on track now it seems. megadeth never sold out when they signed to a major, nor did metallica in respect until they got bob rock on board

M: i don't think metallica's selling out had anything to do with them being signed, it was all their own delusions of what people "wanted" and yeah, bob rock fucking poisoning everything they did D: and yeah, megadeth's stuff changed, but only because dave is older and he's tried new stuff, but it's still all been about what he wants to do, same with all those bands. i think even rob douche isn't exodus selling out, they've just made insensitive/controversial decisions lately. i'm not against dukes as a singer, tbh i actually prefer his style (however much people will disagree with me on that) - i just fucking hate him and his attitude. but there's no doubt those guys are all still doing it for the music, they're not pussying around so they can appeal to mass markets and they're not arsing things up so they can get on mtv. *cough cough* anthrax *cough cough*.

J: yeah, they aint sold out with having douche, just a bad choice, like every megadave album since 1990 :) same with maiden, they just can't write a classic song ever again and made bad musical choices.
metallica just got killed from within, like what anthrax did.

M: and so they're dead to us now :) like children that killed one of their siblings....you used to love them, but they've irrevocably destroyed what once was. you have memories of how things were, but it will never be the same again. it hurts you even to hear their name

J: but then again it annoys me more that metal fans still eat up what they put out, like all of the past never happened, which annoys me to be associated with people like that

M: with metallica and anthrax, if people like their stuff now and still like them...well, i kinda just assume they have really fucking awful taste in music. i like the early stuff of both and still listen to it, but anything later on is fucking sacrelige. people that still fucking go and see anthrax - it's just beyond me. i kinda get metallica, because, well, up until very recently they could still put together a good show and part of it is just saying you've seen them.....but anthrax? fucking anthrax? so you can see an old, old scott ian still pretending like he invented moshing and like he's this thrashy dude still at the head of the scene? it's tragic and depressing and really, really fucking horrible. ulu! they played ulu!!! the shame.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Nod to the Old School


J: > witnessing John Bush absolutely nail ‘Indians’, ‘Caught In A Mosh’ - yeah, just like among the living is their only fucking album. it's cunts like this that love john bush - he's only good in armoured saint, he sucked in anthrax and scott and charlie made it shit for him when he was in there before. no one seems to point this out....
ffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

M: its all complete tripe. which would you fucking campaign to bring him back? there's loads of better people out there. ahem, joey belladonna, i'm looking at you

J: as much as i'd love that for him, because he IS the only singer for them, i'd rather he told them to get fucked if they asked him on the basis of principle. anthrax is like metallica where you have the two key members, and as in metallica, they're arseholes now, why leave this, to become a scab singer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEyFqO6R7og

M: i remember you showed them to me before and i liked them :D it's true, if he leaves, it's for the money and fame, like robert trujillo joining metallica as a hired hand :( it's not so bad with the megadeth people because you know that band's all about dave and he's the frontman via guitar and vocals so no-one can step ahead of him

J: i love armoured saint, even if i do spell it correctly ;)

except rob only had scab fame and is famous only for being in the shit version of ST :)
yeah, megadeth, it's dave, no one really sees the other dudes as scabs tho, well, i don't


M: no, i think the guys in megadeth are just that - and they always have been, so it's okay. its when you have bands like anthrax and metallica who've had very very famous members and people just step in to take their places - it's not right :(((


J: until the 90's, most members in megadeth were famous, as they had a semi-tight line up, after the classic band left, it's just been random dudes :)

M: the elaphantson man? now it's the bendover people :D

J: elephant man :)

dave jr was pretty much like rodney is to del boy in megadeth, but no more, he was the only real core member.

M: i think no-one really minds tho, it's all about megadave.

gaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hollllllllllltttttttttttt!!!!

J: and gary holt is fucking exodus up with rob douche.

they need zetro back :D

M: hey, it's not necessarily gary's fault >:( he's in that dublin death patrol :D HA!

also, this band http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenet_(metal_band) with fucking GENE HOGLAN!!! that man is everywhere!!!!!

J: > hey, it's not necessarily gary's fault >:(
it's his band, he needs to sort it out

> he's in that dublin death patrol :D HA!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

> also, this band http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenet_(metal_band) with fucking> GENE HOGLAN!!! that man is everywhere!!!!!
no surprise there then :)

M: did you not know he was with ddp? i knew about that, never heard about tenet though. what the fuck kind of a name is that? LOL tried looking on youtube - only found this band http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflsHK4GjoA who i think are definitely not the same.....

J: i know ddp is all bay are people, i think i knew it, but i dunno. they got shit reviews on marchives and the name just sucks

that band look like some school band :)

M: it's chuck billy and a lot of his mates - his brother eddie is in it :)) ummm.....they're not that great :/ i like chuck billy's vocals, but testament are the better band so far so you might as well just listen to them for the good stuff.....i dunno, i want to like them, because i LOVE chuck billy ("raaaargh" :D) but they're just not that great: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F875_HhMJ-Q

J: you read the comments? about chuck billy being the best vocalist inthrash.... hmmmmmm :) he's good, but not the best

M: one of the best, as far as i'm concerned :D i dunno, who's your favourite? chuck billy is great, but he's got quite an unusual vocal style for thrash, he's very deep and 'crushing' , for want of a better word. all the thrash singers ever have left my head as i try and think of the best...all i can think of is the dude from bonded by blood :) who i do like :)

M: probably james from kem or rtl, paul bayloff (and zetro), Sean Killian from vio-lence, Mike Sanders from Toxik.

and joey, but he doesn't sound thrash....

J: he's very singy, which i normally don't like :/ but he's my favourite anthrax man :) yeah james' voice used to be AWESOME, he was my favorite singer for a long time. even after he changed his style, i liked the stuff he did.....recently he's been really fucking bad tho :( i was pretty fucking lenient in liking all the s&m/load stuff which most people shat all over, but even i gave up after a while. reading last year was a sad, sad moment for me, his voice sounded BAD :(